Privacy Policy
§1. Data We Collect
We collect your masticatory preferences, your pouch-opening telemetry, your jaw-hour audit trail, and your preferred flavor profile. We do not collect your saliva. Please stop asking.
§2. Cookies
Our cookies are pouch-flavored, for internal testing purposes only, and are not served to customers. Session-tracking cookies used by the website are disclosed in the Specific Industries umbrella policy above.
§3. Your Rights
You may request deletion of your bolus history at any time. Deletion requests are processed within 47 jaw-hours. We retain an anonymized aggregate of your preferences indefinitely for product development purposes.
§4. Data Retention
We retain your data until your jaw has forgotten. Specifically: until our internal systems no longer detect you as an active operator under the Daily Bolus protocol. This is typically 14 months post-cancellation.
§5. Third-Party Sharing
We share limited data with our Certified Masticators' Union for compensation calculation purposes. We do not share data with advertisers, brokers, or third-party analytics providers. We share with our Kyoto office, which we consider first-party.
§6. International Transfers
Customer data is transferred to our Kyoto office for secondary review. This transfer is governed by a standard contractual clause we drafted internally and have not shared externally.
§7. Security
All customer data is protected by pouch-grade encryption. What this means, in practice, is that we take data security very seriously and decline to elaborate.