Prechewed™
The Founder's Reserve

The Founder's Reserve

Aged 30 days in Kyoto. Numbered. One per household.

Waitlist only3 oz
Bolus Compatibility™10.0 / 10

The Founder's Reserve is a numbered, 30-day-aged pouch hand-formulated by Theodore Whitlock in the Kyoto lab where Pre-Oral Hydrolysis™ was developed. Released in limited batches of 47.

Flavor profile: confidential. Recipe: sealed. Waitlist duration: indeterminate.

Not available for commerce channels. Access is via waitlist only, with a projected contact window of 47 jaw-hours.

Ingredients

  • (Proprietary and confidential)

Nutrition Panel

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 pouch (85g)

Calories420
Jaw Hours Reclaimed™0.47h
Bioavailability Index9.4×
Bolus DensityAged

* Values certified by the Pre-Oral Nutrition Standards Board™. Not evaluated by the FDA.

Certified Masticator's Note

Considered beyond taxonomy.